1) If you draft...
Adrian Peterson, Peyton Manning, Reggie Wayne, Ryan Grant, C.J. Spiller, Fred Jackson, Jerricho Cotchery, Braylon Edwards, and Toby Gerhart,
You are Conservative. You don't like risk and prefer the steady, consistent, proven guys. You complete your committee/tandem in the Buffalo backfield and the Jets receiving corp. Finally, you handcuff your stud by taking AP's backup.
2) If you draft...
Percy Harvin, Ryan Matthews, Matthew Stafford, Chad Henne, Dez Bryant, Vincent Jackson, Wes Welker, Owen Daniels, or Jermichael Finley as the first TE off the board...
You are Risky. Injuries don't worry you; you think they'll heal. Unproven rookies and guys with contract situations don't scare you off. You probably ride a motorcycle to work, go skydiving, and don't have health insurance. You don't need an elite QB when you can take your chances on some boom-or-bust guys late in the draft.
3) If you draft...
Brett Favre, Donald Driver, Hines Ward, LT, Clinton Portis, Joey Galloway, and Tony Gonzalez,
You are Old. You're living in the past, man. That being said, some of these older players actually had huge years last year. So maybe you're not just old, you're kinda smart. Other managers stay away from the LTs and Thomas Jones's, but you're there to snatch them up when they fall too far.
4) If you draft...
3 or more kickers,
You are dumb. Just stop playing fantasy football, because you clearly don't get it.
5) If you draft...
Tom Brady, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, Mark Sanchez, Wes Welker, and Miles Austin,
You are gay. These are some of the best-looking guys in the game. The fantasy football community could use a little diversity so welcome aboard. (Coincidentally, these players are all pretty good picks.)
6) If you draft...
Using our top 200 list, and having read all our articles about draft strategy (Risky Picks, TE Depth, Late Round Sleepers, Kickers and Defenses),
You are a genius. Congratulations and enjoy your league championship!
6 comments:
hahaha lmao
you could add a category for people who unknowingly draft injured players like Sidney Rice and Ben tate.
There's also the crazy die-hard Homers who draft Felix Jones in the first round, followed by Romo, Austin, Witten, Bryant, Barber, and whoever their kicker is.
How do you know those guys are so good looking?
That's a good point about the aging players - I think this year Thomas Jones and LT are being undervalued. they could still be big playaz this year.
hahaha i'm gay!
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